The Pitt Birthday Card

Getting older sucks. Fortunately, some things age exceptionally well. Noah Wyle, for example. A nice pinot noir. The first few seasons of ER.

Full disclosure: I stopped watching when I went to college, but I’m told it ran for 137 seasons.

This birthday card is for the friend who’s accumulating wisdom, life experience, and suspiciously strong opinions about hospital administration. Featuring an illustrated portrait of television’s most exhausted emergency physician, rendered in detail some might call surgical (some is me, hi!), it’s a great gift for anyone who’s become emotionally invested in the cast of The Pitt.

Product Vitals:

• A perfectly proportioned 5 x 7 inches
• Printed on heavyweight stock, no flimsy nonsense
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes a kraft paper envelope for proper presentation
• Designed and printed in the USA
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer because this card has been through enough already
• Every purchase helps fund women’s cancer research in memory of my mom

Do better than HBD this year. Add this card to your cart, and always wear a helmet.