Halloween Cards

Looking for funny Halloween cards that don’t appear to have been written by a committee whose only cultural reference is “vampires?" Welcome, foolish mortal!

These aren’t flimsy novelty cards destined for the recycling bin beside a Party City receipt and six miniature Snickers wrappers. My spooky cards are printed on substantial heavyweight stock with crisp details and rich color, because funny things are still allowed to be beautifully made. Some people even frame them, which feels like an enormous amount of responsibility for something that started as me drawing famous people from my couch.

Send one to your best friend. Your sister. Your horror-movie accomplice. The neighbor whose front yard currently contains a skeleton tableau with enough narrative complexity to qualify for an HBO limited series.

Browse PGC's funny Halloween cards and give somebody something worth keeping after October 31.