Purr Birthday Card

This birthday card features an illustrated portrait of everyone’s favorite jazz-loving chaos professor. It’s perfect for the friend who’s watched enough Jeff Goldblum movies to hear every sentence in his voice, whether they want to or not.

Great for film fans who love Jurassic Park, The Fly, Independence Day, The Grand Budapest Hotel, or anyone who automatically hears Jeff Goldblum’s voice every time they see an ellipsis.

So, most of us.

Printed on satisfyingly thick cardstock with rich, vibrant color, it’s less like a disposable greeting card and more like a tiny piece of affordable art that just happens to make somebody laugh.

Product Details:

• A perfectly proportioned 5 × 7 inches
• Printed on heavyweight stock because flimsy is a crime
• Blank inside so you can write it instead of say it
• Includes a kraft paper envelope for the full experience
• Designed and printed in the USA
• Packed flat inside a rigid mailer so it arrives looking considerably less frazzled than Ian Malcolm after meeting a T. rex.
• Every purchase helps fund women’s cancer research in memory of my mom.

Go ahead, ah, you know. Make someone, well, ah, okay, laugh.