My Neck, My Back Christmas Card

There was a magical period in the early 2000s when you could turn on the radio and hear a song so filthy you instinctively lowered the volume when your parents walked into the room (even though you were 24 years old).

This is one of those dirty Christmas cards for the friend who remembers that era with alarming clarity. The one who can still identify a 2002 hip-hop song in three notes but has forgotten every password they created after 2017. Give it to your funniest friend, your least appropriate sibling, or anyone who prefers their holiday cheer with a tiny content warning. (So not Tipper Gore, basically.)

Product Details

• 5 x 7 inches of millennial cultural literacy
• Printed on heavyweight stock with proper gravitas
• Blank inside for whatever you need to say
• Includes a kraft paper envelope for civilized correspondence
• Ships protected in a rigid mailer

Send something Santa absolutely did not approve.

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