House Party Housewarming Card

Wondering what to write in a housewarming card? Ideally, it should be something more thoughtful than “CONGRATS ON THE MORTGAGE,” although technically that does cover the major plot points.

This cheerful housewarming card features four colorful little houses dancing together in celebration of your loved one’s new address, new beginning, and exciting new opportunity to discover that the previous owner installed every towel bar using one drywall anchor and blind optimism.

Perfect for first homes, new apartments, big moves, tiny bungalows, suspiciously expensive condos, and anyone who finally has a place where they can paint the walls whatever color they want.

Even brown. I’m not the wall police.

Product Details

• A perfectly proportioned 5 x 7 inches
• Printed on heavyweight stock that doesn’t flop around
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes a classic kraft paper envelope
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending
• A portion of every purchase helps fund women’s cancer research

Celebrate their new digs with something worth putting on the fridge.