It’s Your Birthday, Bitch Card

Every birthday deserves a little chaos, and nobody delivers that with more precision than the one and only: It’s Britney, bitch. This card is for the friend who still knows all the “Slave 4 U” choreography, the sibling from whom you routinely stole the Delia’s catalog, and the coworker who peaked in 2004 and refuses to apologize.

Slide this into their hands and watch them light up like it’s the first time they saw low-rise jeans. This 90s birthday card walks in, drops a one-liner, and exits in a cloud of glitter and court-mandated freedom.

I Thought the Old Lady Dropped These Product Details in the Ocean in the End:

• Size: 5” x 7” 
• Recycled kraft paper envelope included
• Blank inside so you can quote lyrics or spiral into nostalgia
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock

A portion of this sale supports women’s cancer research via the Maggie Daley Center, in honor of my mom, Pam, a pop princess in her own right.

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