Let's Get Ripped Birthday Card

This birthday card is not for the faint of heart. If your friend has a thing for stoic men in dusty jackets who handle chaos with calm — and a stare that could cremate a cow — this one’s going to hit harder than a whiskey chaser after a trip to the “train station.”

Equal parts rugged and ridiculous, this Yellowstone birthday card is for the fan who watches with religious fervor and casually drops “ranch life” into conversation despite living nowhere near a horse. Rip’s a vibe. And now it’s a card.

The Lowdown:

• 5” x 7” card
• Blank inside
• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope, perfect for tucking into a saddlebag
• Printed on thick, premium cardstock that won’t flinch under pressure

A portion of this sale helps fund women’s cancer research through the Maggie Daley Center, in honor of my mom, Pam. She loved a man in a hat (preferably with a White Sox logo on it, but whatever).

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