Indoor Smoking Card

This card is unhinged, over-the-top, and harkens back to a time when restaurants were “smoking or non?” And if you’re old enough to remember those days, your back hurts right now.

Meanwhile, if your idea of romance involves chaos and questionable decision-making under neon bar lights, this card’s for you. It’s perfect for the Valentine, anniversary, or “I’d deposit a body in Wyoming for you” situation in your life. Fans of modern western TV shows will absolutely lose it for this card – you know, but in a good way.

Specs, y’all:

• 5” x 7” card
• Blank inside
• Recycled kraft envelope included
• Drawn by a woman who is also named Beth (Suck it, Bezos!)
• Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock that can take a punch (emotionally speaking)

A portion of every sale supports the Maggie Daley Center for Women’s Cancer Care, in honor of my mom, Pam, who had the good sense to name me Beth first.

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