Happy Effing Birthday Card

Some people say “football is life.” Others just grunt “happy f*cking birthday” and go back to scowling at the gluten-free cake.

This card does both at once.

Sharp, blunt, and gloriously unfiltered, it’s the perfect birthday message for anyone who would rather skip the pleasantries and get to the part where the booze shows up.

Getting To It Already:

• 5” x 7” card
• Blank inside (so you can write-yell more words if you want)
• Includes a kraft paper envelope
• Printed on eco-friendly stock because I’m not a total wanker
• Designed by a small, woman-owned shop in Indiana

Grab one before the biscuits run out. Every purchase helps support the Maggie Daley Center for Women’s Cancer Care, honoring my mom Pam, the real MVP behind Pretty Good Cards, and not just because she's haunting the clock in our living room.

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