Throw Some Noodles Birthday Card

If you saw Nany fling some noodles on The Challenge TV show and thought, “Hey, that reminds me of [one of your friends]!” then this is the birthday card for you. It’s way more specific than cake, yet somehow less messy.

Features:

• Size: a spacious 5 x 7
• Blank inside for your message
• Comes with a kraft paper envelope
• Supports women’s cancer research at Northwestern Hospital, in memory of my mom Pam
• Honors birthdays as the emotional endurance events they often are

This card is the opposite of a bland Amazon card. It was made by a small, woman-owned shop in Indiana that takes birthdays very seriously and noodles even more so.

Be the hit of the birthday party, or at least one of the 4-6 things everybody remembers the next day, with this hilarious card. Toss it in your cart like it’s a bowl full of carbs.