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When is a greeting card more than a greeting card? When it helps fight women's cancers, supports a tiny business, and makes your spouse do a spit take so big you can never go back to that specific Olive Garden again.

Whether you're shopping for Valentine's Day Cards for him, for her, for your besties, or even for dear ol' Mom, Pretty Good Cards has a card for you.

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Hi, I'm Beth! I make funny cards that fight women's cancers.

My business may be small, but my goals are big. (Just like my hair.) Help us all get one step closer to kissing cancer's ass goodbye when you shop funny greeting cards and more at PGC.

Pictured: My late mother, Pam, and me, waiting in line to see Motörhead ca. 1980.

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