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Roses Are Red Card

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Introducing the Card that Made Shakespeare Blush!

Just kidding. We all know Billy Shakes was a freeeeeeeak. Let's start again:

Attention lovebirds and mischief-makers! I present to you this bawdy ode to Winnie-the-Poohing it. It's a romantic greeting card celebrating free verse and free love.

Interest piqued? Keep your pants on for a sec. Or don't. No judgment.

Here's the skinny: If you're looking for a card that's the perfect blend of romance and cheekiness, you've found it. (Yes, Dad. This is still what I'm using my MA and MFA in poetry for.) Roses are red, poems are fun, and taking off pants is magical, even if it's just after too many beers.


Details —

  • Size: 5” × 7”
  • Inside: blank for your message
  • Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
  • Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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