Rob Rausch Traitors Card

I don’t trust many people, but I do trust a man who’s wrestled snakes and reality TV producers... and somehow lived to tell the tale.

This Rob Rausch Traitors card exists for that very specific moment when a vanilla “thinking of you” just isn’t going to cut it. Maybe there's a birthday. Maybe they just graduated from the Eric Nam Listening Academy. Maybe they simply appreciate a man who can pivot from reptiles to reality fame without breaking a sweat or wearing a shirt most of the time.

No matter how you use this versatile card, it's detailed, hilarious, and just niche enough to make you look like you actually tried this time. Shove it in your cart like an entire hard-boiled egg.

Product Details:

• 5” x 7” greeting card (easy to frame!)
• Blank inside
• Comes with a recycled kraft paper envelope
• Printed on high-quality cardstock
• Ships flat in a sturdy mailer to prevent bending
• Need it quick? USPS Priority Mail available at checkout
• Designed for fans of chaos, charm, and strategic betrayal

A portion of this sale supports the Maggie Daley Center for Women’s Cancer Care, in honor of my wonderful mom, Pam, the original PGC, who would’ve been able to look past the egg thing rrreal quick lol.

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