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Lord, Not Ekin-Su Birthday Card

$8.39

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Bless your heart, and welcome to the birthday drama with this birthday card featuring the Southern belle of shock herself: Phaedra Parks, Traitors MVP. It's the perfect card for that friend who can turn a gasp into an art form and who gets super-excited about breakfast foods.

Picture their delight, sweet as sun tea, as they relive Phaedra's faux horror at Ekin-Su’s untimely "death." It's the ideal card for those who handle life's surprises with the grace of a pageant queen and the faint-hearted shock of a duchess at a duel.

Amid the sea of predictable birthday greetings, this card stands out like Phaedra herself. (Thanks, Dan.) So go ahead, gift your fellow Traitor this hilarious card, and watch as they clutch their pearls in delight. After all, shouldn't *every* birthday be met with the extravagance of our unbothered empress of reality TV? Go forth and make things bergalicious.

Details —

  • Size: 5” × 7”
  • Inside: blank for your message
  • Paper: heavyweight matte
  • Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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