Disapproving Ghost Halloween Card

Not every ghost is here to rattle chains and avenge an unsolved Victorian murder. Some are just disappointed.

This limited-edition card is for friends and family who appreciate Halloween but remain skeptical of basically everything else. Costume? Depends. Haunted hayride? Absolutely not for $38. Kyle’s homemade pumpkin beer? Bury me alive.

Of all the funny Halloween greeting cards you could send, this one has the distinct advantage of communicating seasonal cheer and mild disapproval simultaneously. Slap a cheap frame around it, and it’s Halloween décor, too.

Product Details:

• 5 x 7 inches for affordable framing
• Printed on heavyweight stock for that satisfying sturdiness
• Blank inside so you can write it instead of say it
• Includes a perfectly respectable kraft paper envelope
• Made in Indiana, U.S.A.
• Travels securely in a rigid mailer

Make their mailbox shockingly fun again. Add one to your cart today.

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