Big Brother Angela Card

Angela Murray’s return to the Big Brother house was great news for television and deeply concerning news for anyone hoping to share a quiet charcuterie board.

This Big Brother Angela birthday card is for the friend who understands that birthdays, like reality television, are improved by cake, inexplicable alliances, and at least one grown adult crying in an overcrowded kitchen. Give it to your favorite live-feed watcher, casual pot-stirrer, or person who has ever stared across a backyard and decided someone was obviously plotting against them.

Product Details

• A proper 5 x 7 inches
• Printed on heavyweight stock with actual heft
• Blank inside for your own nomination
• Includes a perfectly respectable kraft paper envelope
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer because Angela has endured enough
• Lovingly illustrated by a woman in Indiana who also watches entirely too much television.
• A portion of every purchase helps fund women’s cancer research

I’d tell you to expect the unexpected, but you can absolutely expect a great reaction from this iconic card. Add it to your cart, Crazy Eyes.