Any Questions Halloween Card

Some Halloween traditions have centuries of history behind them. Others began in 2016 when Tom Hanks appeared in a pumpkin suit with two skeleton dancers and refused to elaborate. Both are valid.

This is for the friend who quotes weird SNL sketches long after everyone else has moved on, appreciates a deeply stupid cultural reference executed with unnecessary care, or has already committed to a David S. Pumpkins costume this year.

Again.

This card’s more fun than an elevator ride full of nonsense (but probably not as fun an elevator ride piloted by Kenan Thompson. Look, I know my limits). Grab an extra to frame.

Product Details:

• A normal 5 x 7 inches
• Printed on heavyweight stock that doesn’t flop around
• Blank inside for whatever weird thing you need to say
• Includes a classic kraft paper envelope
• Made in Indiana, U.S.A.
• Ships safely in a rigid mailer

Give them something they’ll keep long after the fun-size Twix are gone.

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