Boy Band Get Well Soon Card

I’m not saying this boy band greeting card will heal anyone’s body, mind, or questionable life choices, but it will absolutely make them laugh hard enough to forget their leg is broken in 47 places or their ex has moved on with Ashlynne. 

(Yes, Ashylnne. Can you believe it? She’s the worst.)

When someone’s laid up in bed, surrounded by half-drunk blue Gatorades and despair, they don’t need another floral “Thinking of You” card that looks like it came free with a magazine subscription. They need this level of bleary-eyed compassion. The kind that says, *Hey, bad stuff happens. At least yours didn’t trend on TMZ.*

Give it to your brother who just got divorced, your BFF with bird flu, or your coworker who’s currently “out sick” but somehow still posting from Cabo. Perspective matters, especially when life’s got you down. At least they’re not *that* guy.

Product Details:

• Size: 5” x 7”
• Includes a kraft paper envelope 
• Blank inside — because you’re already hilarious enough

A portion of this sale is donated to Northwestern Hospital in Chicago in honor of my late mom Pam, who always preferred Joey.

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