Happy Flippen Birthday Card - Survivor

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who casually watch reality TV while folding laundry, and people who can immediately identify a Fijian blindside from three confessionals away while stress-eating Takis on the couch.

This card is for the second group. Specifically the emotionally invested, spreadsheet-capable, Clocktower-loving Survivor fans who hear the phrase “social game” and immediately black out like a Civil War widow receiving bad telegram news.

The Emily Flippen Survivor fandom has strong “I respect women who look mildly concerned at all times” energy, and frankly, shouldn’t we all at this point?

Perfect for birthdays, watch parties, or the friend who treats Survivor strategy analysis with the seriousness of a mid-level Pentagon briefing, this card is printed on high-quality stock. It’s the perfect gift for the kind of person who absolutely has opinions about edits, idols, jury management, and whether Jeff Probst should legally be allowed to say “big move” that many times per episode.

Product Details:

• Comes in at 5 x 7 inches — the gold standard, baby
• Printed on thick card stock with presence
• Blank inside
• Includes a kraft paper envelope for civilized correspondence
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer so USPS doesn’t unleash chaos upon us all
• A portion of every purchase supports women’s cancer research

Go ahead. Be thoughtful. Weirdly strategic, even.