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No offense to Ebenezer Hallmark or whatever, but these cards are funny as hell and they help fight women's cancers!

Spread some much needed end-of-year cheer with PGC. No matter what you celebrate this time of year, this ragtag crew of holiday cards has you covered (no tinsel required).

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don't know what to write inside that card? I can help.

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Hi, I'm Beth! I make funny cards that fight women's cancers.

My business may be small, but my goals are big. (Just like my hair.) Help us all get one step closer to kissing cancer's ass goodbye when you shop funny greeting cards and more at PGC.

Pictured: My late mother, Pam, and me, waiting in line to see Motörhead ca. 1980.

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