{"product_id":"colorful-f-ck-cancer-card","title":"Colorful F*ck Cancer Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCancer is both terrifying and incredibly annoying. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card is for the friend, sibling, partner, parent, coworker, or certified badass who’s currently dealing with cancer and deserves something better than another inspirational quote floating over a stock photo of a sunrise or some dumbass watercolor fruit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the most appropriate response is a heartfelt message. Sometimes it’s a casserole. And sometimes it’s just “fuck cancer” repeated over and over until the point has been thoroughly made.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis colorful card is equal parts encouragement, solidarity, and refusal to give cancer even one ounce of dignity. One of my personal favorites.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• A perfectly proportioned 5 x 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on heavyweight stock\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your message (or further expletives)\u003cbr\u003e• Comes with a kraft paper envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Designed and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e• Ships flat in a rigid mailer because life is handing out enough wrinkles already\u003cbr\u003e• Every purchase helps fund women’s cancer research in memory of my mom\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor anyone shopping for get well cards for cancer patients, this one skips the clichés and gets right to the point. This isn’t fun for you, either. Send something with bite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"prettygoodcards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55738080166056,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/1296\/0680\/files\/fuck-cancer-get-well-card.jpg?v=1783808578","url":"https:\/\/www.prettygoodcards.com\/products\/colorful-f-ck-cancer-card","provider":"Pretty Good Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}